I remember an old National Lampoon cover, MANY years back. It had artwork of a line of cheerleaders jumping in the air. They wore sweaters with a big T on them. One of the girls’ skirt had flipped up, and her panties had a big A on the rear. SO true…
(Continued) “…I’ve always worked for the government! I started off administering the Interstate Highway system, then I helped clean up that river that was so polluted it kept catching fire, then I transferred to the Defense Department for a while, and right before I retired I was with the National Weather Service warning people to evacuate from where those big storms were headed recently!” (Head in hands) “I’ve just now realized what a useless leech I was my whole life! Thank God this job in predatory lending came along!”
Not nearly as hot, though…