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I’ve always made the argument that vegetables, coming from plants, were once living things. I wonder if any vegetarians ever starved to death after I made that comment.
I remember a woman telling me “You know, I’m disappointed you’re not a millionaire!” “YOU’RE disappointed?!” I said, “Think how the [fudge] I feel about it!”
“Who won the race?!” he asked in his best Milhouse Van Houten whining voice.