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…Yes.
…That.
Serves you right.
Poor postman. How embarrassing.
Yeah, dive into it, entertain the birds, and if you’re lucky you won’t drown. Seriously, learn to stay out of trees!
Not sturdy enough…
Really, Garfield, shouldn’t you have learned the first time that saying “things couldn’t be worse” will make them worse?
Of course you’d die. That’s what we call “stating the obvious”.
…Yes.