Sell to the government: It doesn’t do anything, so you can be sure it will never ever do something wrong which you could be blamed for. Plus, gvt employees should feel quite the kinship with something that useless. Literally sells itself.
On the plus side, Elbonian contractors could die laughing when they see the quality of the product they are delivering. Dilbert might be up for a medal.
How’s that different from usual?