Good assessment of the current predicament we are in. Well, not all of the “we”, just the we’s who didn’t vote for him. The rest of the “we’s” can just suffer along with he rest of us we’s when they realize what a huge (as in Yuge in MAGA terms) mistake they made.
Getting executed for murder, or getting trapped in a collapsed mine aren’t exactly soothing stories, but somehow the BeeGees make the situation hummable.
The ones on the left can go through the chamber on the right to get to the cheese, but that implies that the right chamber will let the left ones in. Clearly a political statement here. Very clever.
It’s called a bribe. Sometimes it is a gift of power or influence, but it’s still a bribe.