Recent Comments

1. 11 days ago on FoxTrot Classics

   So, Jason has been an anti-social little rat bag since he was an infant. I wonder if maybe his brain was starved of normal nutrition in the womb. Ya’ know, they way Andy prepares meals, there’s not much there to help a growing fetus thrive.

2. 11 days ago on The Lockhorns

   You can’t buy alcohol at a self-checkout kiosk. At least not any of the places I’ve seen them.

3. 16 days ago on Herman

   True story:

   Customer: I need a new windshield wiper.

   Counter person: For what kind of car?

   Customer: A Chevy.

4. 16 days ago on Baby Blues

   She doesn’t look irritated to me. She looks pretty OK with it. She’s just letting Darryl know that she heard what he said.

5. 18 days ago on Wallace the Brave

   Wallace, could you just one time not take it so far??? There are limits to everything.

6. 25 days ago on Angry Little Girls

   Some days I only get out of bed is because there’s something good for breakfast. Otherwise, I might stay in bed until lunchtime.

7. about 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   “He was lying. He was never switched.”

   Was he lying about the ice cream truck, too? I have a feeling that Kyle never speaks the truth, just as a matter of course. He’s just a contrarian.

8. about 2 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   When I finally came to the realization that nothing was ever “normal” to begin with and that waiting for things to get back to normal was futile, my life changed for the better.

9. about 2 months ago on Scary Gary

   It might be poliosis.

10. about 2 months ago on The Lockhorns

    So now here is me, looking online for a recipe for “Gordian Knots”. I haven’t found one yet, but I will keep looking.