“That’s your granddaughter. She wants you to take her to see the show. You’ll be sorry if you don’t take advantage of the time you get to spend with her now.”
Are you new here? That’s Taylor. I would choose getting a root canal over taking her to a show, too. Time spent with that little monster is not quality, bonding time.
Besides, she’ll probably do something rotten between now and the day of the show and get grounded anyway.
Baps is a word for breasts in parts of Scotland and Ireland. There’s a hill or mountain somewhere that’s called Maeve’s Bap. Or maybe not Maeve but some other Celtic woman’s name.
So I guess people think those bread rolls look like breasts.
Where is Mrs. Claus? His mother needs to do something about that boy.
Or did she go on the diplomatic mission with Santa?