Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

No bio available

Recent Comments

  1. about 4 hours ago on La Cucaracha

    Alas, some of the otherwise great “Mom and Pop” type stores are part of the cult and not afraid to share their views with ordinary customers. It makes it hard to shop if you’re a dedicated boycotter.

  2. about 4 hours ago on La Cucaracha

    “Never heard of it, enlighten me.”

    Do they not have Google on your planet?

  3. about 4 hours ago on Lola

    Yeah, look how Ray turned out. But apparently it skips a generation and Sammy is OK.

  4. about 4 hours ago on Nest Heads

    Good. Because saying, “Have a nice day!” is so last century. I can’t stand it when anyone says that to me.

  5. 2 days ago on Daddy's Home

    Pete, the expression is not “get half-cocked”. It’s “go off half-cocked”.

  6. 2 days ago on Bad Machinery

    Why didn’t anyone call the police? About what? The carjacking? Hugh didn’t dare call them because he was in it up to his neck, too.

  7. 2 days ago on The Lockhorns

    However, don’t put banana peels in it. But lemon, orange, grapefruit or lime rinds are the best!

  8. 2 days ago on The Lockhorns

    And Google’s AI is, as usual, WRONG again!

  9. 2 days ago on Pickles

    Where do they live that they still have a fabric store nearby? I think all ours are gone.

  10. 2 days ago on Pickles

    No, it shouldn’t. Nubby is a suitable word for panel 2.