Martian tartan

Ugly, Fat and Crabby Free

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Recent Comments

  1. 1 day ago on Bad Machinery

    What would happen if you used the cursed knife to cut the cheese?

  2. 1 day ago on La Cucaracha

    I hung my American flag upside down today. I’ll turn it right side up again when the distress has been resolved.

  3. 14 days ago on Next Door Neighbors

    Wait, wait!

    I know how this story ends.

    They can’t decide so they end up at a rather ordinary place they’ve eaten at many times before. Then on the way home, they pass some other restaurant and say, “Oh, yeah! We said we wanted to try that place next time we went out for dinner. We’ll go there next time.” But it happens again next time, the same thing over and over.

  4. 17 days ago on The Lockhorns

    I don’t think it matters what the recipe was supposed to be for. It’s never going to turn out as expected when Loretta follows it.

  5. 17 days ago on Baby Blues
    Ya’ know, Wanda, college isn’t for everyone. Maybe you should think about a different path for Hammie. He’s already going in the wrong direction most of the time.
  6. 20 days ago on Nest Heads

    This way you know at least someone reads it.

  7. 22 days ago on Lola

    It wouldn’t be enough for me if I lived with Ray, Amy and Sammy.

  8. 26 days ago on The Lockhorns

    He’s just pleased that he’s married to the brunette and not to Loretta.

  9. 26 days ago on Maria's Day

    Well, she’s kind of a creepy kid.

  10. 26 days ago on Shoe

    CAUTION!

    Motor Head Alert!!!

    (gotta love a car guy spotting in the wild)