My favorite that happened in the last few years. The computer would not turn on. Do you have anything on the monitor, NO. Any lights on the front of the computer? NO. Is it plugged in? Yes the plug is in the wall. Is it ALL the way in? Umm no, the cleaning lady pulled it our and didn’t put it all the way back in!
My wife had an over byte and she had it corrected which involved wiring her jaw shut for several weeks. Her favorite breakfast was hash browns, bacon, egg & buttered toast milk shake.
Years ago my wife had an overbite. To correct it they broke the jaw, took out a section and wired her shut for 6 weeks. Her favorite food was Sun. breakfast: blended eggs, toast and bacon with milk smoothie.
I wonder where he gets his paper?