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1. about 23 hours ago on Tarzan

   Behold, as the Ape-Man prepares to demonstrate the gentle art of folding clothes… with people still in them.

2. about 23 hours ago on Tarzan

   If you’re gonna be dumb, you gotta be tough. You get what you gets, which is gonna be an extra large helping of lumps, and you don’t pitch a fit. ;-)

3. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   Which, given his father’s demonstrated prowess, or lack thereof, might explain why everybody’s picking on him. ;-)

4. 2 days ago on Tarzan

   Sure, fellas, go right ahead. Pop the top on that big ol’ can o’ jungle whup-@$$. I dare you!

5. 3 days ago on Tarzan

   Unbeknownst to the grizzled officer, Nemone has a secret kink for guys in leopard skin shorts. Who knew? Well, OK, everyone and their uncle who’s ever read a Tarzan story, but that doesn’t count!

6. 4 days ago on Tarzan

   Tarzan glances at the lion trophies appreciatively and muses, “I think I might be able to find some common ground with these folks…”

7. 5 days ago on Tarzan

   Valthor couldn’t rescue his way out of a wet paper bag.

8. 5 days ago on Tarzan

   My money’s on an upcoming unscheduled barbecue. Tarzan often seems to have that effect on lost civilizations.

9. 12 days ago on Tarzan

   Hey, Volthar, can you say, “pyroclastic flow”? Yeah, they don’t do much for property valuations, but they are kinda great for archeological preservation. So at least Anthor has that going for it.

10. 15 days ago on Tarzan

    In his misspent youth Tarzan was fond of dropping a lasso over the head of an unsuspecting native cannibal, hoisting them up a bit, and then leaving them to dangle like some sort of ghastly Christmas ornament for the cannibal village to ponder. It’s good to see he hasn’t lost his touch. ;-)