Like many people you spelled Dolores with two "e"s, which kills the joke. I cut and pasted your version into Google translate and got nothing. Corrected I got “headaches”, which this is giving me.
Billions of miles? That’s not very far in space. One light year is almost 6 trillion miles, and won’t even get you to Alpha Centauri, our nearest neighbor.
I’ve only had one package stolen from my front porch. Stupid thief stole a box of wood to make a drawer. He didn’t return it, though.