If you didn’t put the gummi goop from your “Incredible Edibles” kit into the molds for “Creepy Crawlies” so you could freak other kids out by eating the spiders and snakes you just weren’t cool!
A late uncle of mine bred and sold gerbils to pet shops in the late 1960s. One day, a male gerbil was born with a kink in it’s tail. Gerbils normally have a straight tail the same length as their bodies and this genetic fluke turned out to be a dominate gene from that one male and my uncle found he was able to sell it’s unique “broken tail” offspring for an extra buck.
No giant-sized ’nads involved, just their contents.
That, and then a clunky mechanical tuner controlled by a remote that brought in local channels 2, 8, 11, and 13 plus all the vacant channels in between (no mute yet).
Gubmint mull?