So Santa has the Eye of Sauron?
Actually, it just says apple fries.
Calvin: six year old, or college student?
And why would he hand the phone to dogbert? We all know he’s going to say something stupid.
No, Cleveland is the land of failed sports and politics that are even more WTF than in the white house.
Cue the dramatic music.
So he played with himself?
Jon is one sad and lonely bachelor.
Must be in Cleveland.
Well, most clothes are self-endorsements anyway.
So Santa has the Eye of Sauron?