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Dad: Lucy, remember the rules. If daddy has his scotch, all good girls better be in bed or they get a spanking
Lucy: Then why don’t you spank mom?
Dad: who says i don’t? ;)
“Daddy why do you always smell like drinking when it is my bedtime”
I think it will be okay. While he is getting her water, he will also be getting his scotch.
Descended from the Stare of truth technique is the Fix It Glare, for when someone said or done something that offended and needs correcting
Oh no … even if it’s true you never say that unless you want the ability to have children removed in a very painful way
Young lady is reserved for teens and single ladies under the age of 30.
Tried to defuse the “Do I Look Fat” bomb. Cut the reassurance wire. Mission failed.
Oh man the ancient stare of truth technique. A move that no man woman or child can defend against.
that kid is probably a internet troll at this point
Only because you can sue someone just for having your feelings hurt.
Dad: Lucy, remember the rules. If daddy has his scotch, all good girls better be in bed or they get a spanking
Lucy: Then why don’t you spank mom?
Dad: who says i don’t? ;)