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1. 4 minutes ago on The Born Loser

   Q: What do you get when you cross a cow with a trampoline?


   A: A milkshake!

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   Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?


   A: A bird that will talk your ear off.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a ghost and a cat ?


   A: A scaredy cat!

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a karate expert with a pig?


   A: A porkchop.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a fish and drumsticks?


   A: Fishsticks.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a tiger and a blizzard?


   A: Frostbite!

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a caterpillar and a parrot?


   A: A walkie talkie!

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a fish with an elephant?


   A: Swimming trunks.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a piece of paper and scissors?


   A: Confetti.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a lawnmower?


   A: A lawnmooer.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a lemon and a cat?


   A: A sourpuss.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross Godzilla and a parrot?


   A: I don’t know, but if he asks for a cracker, give it to him!

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a frog with a rabbit?


   A: A bunny ribbit.

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   Q: What do you get when you cross a chicken and a chihuahua?


   A: Pooched eggs.

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2. 11 minutes ago on Speed Bump

   But she has a comprehension level of ZERO!

3. 12 minutes ago on Red and Rover

   We have a cat like that. She is in need of a CPAP machine, as she makes all kinds of noises when she sleeps. Of course she makes all kinds of noises when she is awake as well, so it is pretty much par for the course with her.

4. 16 minutes ago on Brevity

   Well that and I grew up farming. Manual is a way of life when you farm, not just in regards to vehicle transmissions.

5. 20 minutes ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Well of course Paige didn’t understand it, it wasn’t on a screen, she would have to actually pay attention to the words to understand the meaning.

6. 21 minutes ago on For Better or For Worse

   Now is the time for Lynn to truly update this comic and have Elly come home with a boob job instead of just a hair cut. Now THAT would liven things up in this comic for sure.

7. 23 minutes ago on Bottom Liners

   Yep, you’re just like a three year old, trying to get attention. What next, are you going to fall to the floor and flail your arms and legs until mommy comes and picks you up?

8. 26 minutes ago on Brevity

   That’s why I loved my truck, I knew that it would never be stolen. It had a manual transmission, or as I called it, a free theft prevention device.

   If you are Millennials or Gen Z-er or later, you are probably looking at the term “Manual Transmission” with your head cocked like the RCA Dog.

9. 30 minutes ago on Breaking Cat News

   Boy, is this comic out of touch with reality. Cats willfully out in the snow. Give me a break.

   Our cats are indoor cats, however each of them gets one chance to venture outside after they come into our family. Always in winter and always when there is snow on the ground, or in our case, the deck. NEVER has any of them ventured more than two steps on the cold, wet, white stuff before they dart back inside shaking their paws to get the remnants of that cold wet stuff off.

   They have never wanted to be out in the cold, wet, white stuff after that either. Cats hate snow more than old people do.

10. 36 minutes ago on Bliss

    Yep, modern American education on display. A piece of driftwood, notice the last part of the word is WOOD, isn’t a stick.

    stick1

    /stik/

    noun

    1. a thin piece of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree.