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1. 8 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Can’t have kids walking.

   Clowns might kidnap them.

2. 8 days ago on That is Priceless

   She looks like the president of the Lullaby League.

3. 8 days ago on Zen Pencils

   “(pant)…..Your Honor…(pant)…..I rest my case.. .(pant)……and my fist…….on this fool’s face.”

4. 8 days ago on Richard's Poor Almanac

   Nobody would even touch the tacos. Dido the tortillas. Ordering a Bloody Mary would elicit uncomfortable stares. Eventually, even the Cap’n started to read the room and realized there’s such a thing as “too provocative” for some dinner crowds

5. 8 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   That’s cause you’re a pathetic homine.

6. 8 days ago on Lay Lines

   Ghost: A spider bite? Is that what that penny-dreadful told you?

   Ms. Black: It was as good an authority as I could find on the subject.

   Ghost: Well its wrong……I died of consumption.

   Ms. Black: Why would they say it was a spider?

   Ghost: Cause consumption is an awful, boring way to go and everybody was doing it back then. At least ‘death by spider’ has color to it.

   Ms. Black: Wish I had known that sooner…

   Ghost 2 (more recent): Yeah….a LOT sooner

7. 8 days ago on Lay Lines

   “Settler” is a funny term for someone who is a fugitive in one country and an invader in another."-Bizarroverse Mark Twain.

8. 8 days ago on Calvin and Hobbes

   Two comments ago you were blaming diversity hires and pronoun usage. Whose the next suspect, Sherlock? Undocumented immigrants? Muslim terrorists? Rowdy college student celebrating the cancellation of their student loans?

   Who else ticked you off today, you miserable old lemon?

9. 12 days ago on Bloom County

   There’s going to be side-effects. I just know it.

10. 12 days ago on Nick and Zuzu

    “For real?”

    “You wanna pay the extra $3? Now smile so they can see your braces.”