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1. 6 days ago on Non Sequitur

   The Yukon, site of the Klondike gold rush. There are definitely francophones there. Due to the topography it’s sometimes warmer than farther south. Like today… Whitehouse YT is -2°F as opposed to -23°F in Bismarck, ND. Pierre is right, though. Blizzards are more manageable than hurricanes.

2. 8 days ago on Broom Hilda

   Funny you should mention him on Valentines Day. His favorite hobby was seducing married women, whom he preferred because they went back to their husbands afterwards.

3. 8 days ago on Adult Children

   That’s the only way to fight the flu. Kill all the birds and sterilize the whole operation.

4. 9 days ago on Adult Children

   I had a supervisor who always ordered me to do things that I had already done, usually trying to look important for an audience. He would even tell me, in minute detail, how to do simple tasks. One of my favorite comebacks was “why can’t I just do it properly?” I got a little lecture from HR about respect for that one. I countered with an offer to file a grievance for him trying to belittle me in public. Being as l was a union member and speaking the truth, he had to soak it up.

5. 9 days ago on Adult Children

   Being cheerful is a choice you can make and a skill you can practice. Being grumpy is a habit, too. It’s surprising to me how many people choose grumpiness over cheer.

6. 10 days ago on Adult Children

   Yeah, he’s not listening to the news. Bird flu caused massive culls which led to a shortage, which led to price gouging. So the only thing you can do is eat fewer eggs until the crisis is over. Unfortunately, a lot of people count on eggs for affordable protien, so this can be a real problem. (Don’t forget to abuse the retail staff, and accuse them of jacking up the price.)

7. 10 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   He looks really swell for a centenarian.

8. 17 days ago on Adult Children

   There’s nothing going on here that you can control, Todd. The circus… monkeys, clowns and everything… is in her brain. From painful experience, I’m telling you: run, Todd, run.

9. 18 days ago on Adult Children

   Run, Todd, run. Run like h**l.

10. 19 days ago on Herman

    It looks like a good idea! Unfortunately, there is no room for bookends in my shelves.