It’s a little known fact, but when I drunkenly licensed my name and likeness to Breathed during a frat party I didn’t license my entire life story or the likenesses of my parents. We’ve tried to negotiate a deal for them now and then but that swine won’t cough up the dough. As a result, he keeps coming up with different versions of mom and dad, none of them accurate. This one, he stole from an early spec script for “Family Ties” he found rooting around in Gary Golberg’s recycling bin.
Breathed was always a liberal but in 80s he was able to lampoon both sides and do so in a funny manner. I’m an arch conservative frat boy Reaganite but he could still lampoon the Gipper and make me laugh. The newer stuff was just ponderous
There’s one good thing about this storyline and that is it explains why the school district hasn’t fired Ed multiple times over…there’s no one to replace him.
For a second, I thought this might be a KC Chiefs/Taylor Swift reference then remembered the last thing Tom would want to do is reference an actual living person.
Wow. Mister Tom “Cancer is no laughing matter” Batuik making a mesothelioma joke. I guess missing out on that Pulitzer yet again has finally broken his spirit.
It’s a little known fact, but when I drunkenly licensed my name and likeness to Breathed during a frat party I didn’t license my entire life story or the likenesses of my parents. We’ve tried to negotiate a deal for them now and then but that swine won’t cough up the dough. As a result, he keeps coming up with different versions of mom and dad, none of them accurate. This one, he stole from an early spec script for “Family Ties” he found rooting around in Gary Golberg’s recycling bin.