I find that reading contract terms can reduce my spending.
1) any disagreement will be resolved by an arbitration board staffed by us, the multi-billion dollar company.
2) We will acquire as much personal data about you as possible, and sell it to hackers in Kazakhstan.
3) To cancel a subscription, send a registered letter with your name, address, user name, password, your credit card number, etc., etc., etc, to Santa Claus.
Perfect song and artist for this cartoon, I thought. But then I remembered Meatloaf in The Rocky Horror Picture Show. Now I’m wondering what happens next.
I remember a birder describing their concern about a tiny bird that was being slowly covered by snow. The next morning, the bird shook off the insulating blanket of snow and went about their day.
I very much enjoyed driving a stick shift, but gave it up a long, long time ago.