I love your story. My little old dog loved his walks, but when he grew too old to walk very far, I dragged the doggy stroller behind us until he sat down, indicating he was tired. I’d put him in the stroller so he could enjoy a nice long stroller ride.
It’s a snowflake as several have already said. My question is why you would think it’s a belly button? I don’t know of any mammal who has a belly button in the middle of their chest.
That “tiny little raise” is because inflation has been so low. No worries, though. Next year, our raise will be substantial—like nothing we’ve ever seen in the history of Social Security.
We’re all perfect. Otherwise, who decides what isn’t?