I'm not a saint, but I play one on the comics pages.
And I thought the G in LGBT stood for “gay.”
Hmm, will 3 wrongs make a right??
Wait Wait—I forgot how long to nap!! OMG!!
“And that’s why I always wear Depends for Men when I’m fighting a much bigger opponent…”
Boy, I remember the good old days when it was just whoopie cushions and fake vomit. Yes, those were the days.
Who knew that parking near a chimney was as bad as parking near a fire hydrant??
Don’t fall asleep!!
Yes!! It’s about time cats are held accountable!!
Evidently, one teddy bear is satisfying, whereas 69,999 Darth Vader toys are not.
“Wheeeeee! …will get there before closing."
And I thought the G in LGBT stood for “gay.”