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Everyone says he is crazy. The scarier thing is that he is stupid. You do not know anyone as stupid. You just don’t. [Fran Lebowitz]

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  1. 1 day ago on Monty

    American contender in mixed martial arts.

    No relation.

  2. 1 day ago on Wallace the Brave

    Future. Elaborate production of the terrifying first song of “Carmina Burana.” Singers, the entire adult population of Snug Harbor. The conductor, an adult, crazed Sterling Maclellan. Sung in Latin… Here is an English translation….

    O Fortune,

    like the moon

    you are changeable,

    ever waxing

    and waning;

    hateful life

    first oppresses

    and then soothes

    as fancy takes it;

    poverty,

    power,

    it melts them like ice.

    Fate, savage

    and empty,

    you are a turning wheel,

    your position malevolent,

    vain health

    always dissolves,

    shadowed

    and veiled

    you plague me too;

    now through the game

    my naked back

    I bring to your villainy.

    Fate, in health

    and in virtue,

    is now against me,

    affection

    and defeat

    always enslaved.

    So at this hour

    without delay

    pluck the vibrating string;

    since Fate

    strikes down the strong,

    everyone weep with me

  3. 1 day ago on Wallace the Brave

    This gave me a chill, an actual shiver.

  4. 1 day ago on Back in the Day

    “Hangin’ over an ink-drawn horizon line…”

  5. 2 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    I don’t sink tho.

  6. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    Rat loves Schadenfreude.

  7. 2 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

    I’d love to see Goat outfitted like the Monopoly guy…

    Vesuvio Napoli White Dress Vest

    Tuxedo Jacket

    Kenneth Cole Grey Pants

    Red Adjustable Bow Tie

    Black Top Hat with Satin Ribbon

    Bamboo Cane

    White Moustache

    Black Leather Oxfords

  8. 2 days ago on Back in the Day

    So it’s MOON and not NOOꟽ

  9. 2 days ago on Wallace the Brave

    Well, the ones that say “hoot hoot” aren’t. But the ones that say “sooth sooth” are.

  10. 2 days ago on Gil Thorp

    There’s always a nit to be found.