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1. 3 months ago on Tank McNamara

   Crash Davis: It’s time to work on your interviews.

   Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: My interviews? What do I gotta do?

   Crash Davis: You’re gonna have to learn your clichés. You’re gonna have to study them, you’re gonna have to know them. They’re your friends. Write this down: “We gotta play it one day at a time.”

   Ebby Calvin LaLoosh: Got to play… it’s pretty boring.

   Crash Davis: ‘Course it’s boring, that’s the point. Write it down.

2. 3 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Scientists have also discovered the sound of one hand clapping.

3. 3 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Simple solution for people who block traffic:

   Pepper spray. Apply liberally.

   Stupidity should be painful.

4. 4 months ago on Tank McNamara

   There is no way to tell. Per baseball-reference com:

   “Nëgrœ Leagueplayer stats include league games, interleague games (against major NL competition), and games against select top-level independent Black Baseball teams. Player stats do not include the extensive amount of exhibitions and barnstorming games NL teams often played. NL data is not complete. Research is still ongoing and we’ll continue to publish updates as more information becomes available.”

5. 4 months ago on Tank McNamara

   Do you get more points for hitting a home run farther?

6. 5 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   How would you UNSUCCESSFULLY attend 135 concerts?

   Pro tip: you can almost always leave the words “successfully” and “unsuccessfully” out of a sentence without changing its meaning.

7. 5 months ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   Please explain how the Sun makes a sound in the vacuum of space.

8. 5 months ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Mark Twain wrote a short story called “Captain Stormfield’s Visit to Heaven,” in which everyone, on arrival, gets a harp and a pair of wings. And everyone discovers they have no use for the harp or the wings, and discards them.

9. 6 months ago on The Boondocks

   That’s what bothers me about Karine Jean-Pierre, Biden’s press secretary.

10. 7 months ago on The Boondocks

    Shut up, Huey; at least it’s a power mower. Granddad had to cut through the chokeweeds with a scythe when he was a kid.