At least perfume commercials don’t come with those attached statements the like of, “Warning, may cause Kidney failure, Liver Malfunction, Thoughts of Suicide, Loss of Sense of Smell, Heart Attack, Uncontrollable Bleeding, Serious Anger Issues, Stomach Rot, Blood Clots, Large Quantities of Phlegm in Throat, Downfall of Modern Civilization, Massive Exodus of Accumulated Monies from your Banking Account, Lack of Enthusiasm for your Favorite Steve Martin Movie, a Sensation of Longing for a Pizza from Little Caesars or in some instances, Death.”
At least perfume commercials don’t come with those attached statements the like of, “Warning, may cause Kidney failure, Liver Malfunction, Thoughts of Suicide, Loss of Sense of Smell, Heart Attack, Uncontrollable Bleeding, Serious Anger Issues, Stomach Rot, Blood Clots, Large Quantities of Phlegm in Throat, Downfall of Modern Civilization, Massive Exodus of Accumulated Monies from your Banking Account, Lack of Enthusiasm for your Favorite Steve Martin Movie, a Sensation of Longing for a Pizza from Little Caesars or in some instances, Death.”
I hate when I experience those symptoms.