Are you off your meds?
Ha! You said “BJ”!
You said that irony was the shackles of youth, uh-huh
Would you have found it funnier if the book had been “The Autobiography of Amelia Earhart” and the first line had been “Call me fishmeal”?
Sorry Monty, I’m pretty sure the trademark “Jack-o-Matic” is already taken.
Umm…why do Monty and EB sleep in the same bed? Am I missing something here?
Seeing as though it is Sedgewick, shouldn’t it have been spelled “Goebbels”?
He seemed to have to wait a lot longer for his order this time – maybe those big-ass fries take a long time to cook?
And you can use prick, dick, tool, dork, and wang – just not the actual grown-up medical term for it.
It is pretty crazy that the GC anti-naughtiness bot will not allow you use the same p-word in the comment section here, but you can say that the PEN IS mightier that the sword.
Are you off your meds?