Birch please, no more puns
Andy is definitely not feeling well, no self-respecting northerner would use a tray for three pints
Could be worse, you could be losing your memory
these days the marina is full of overpriced bars and restaurants
The advantage of living in the UK, I never have to shovel 6 inches of rain of the driveway
I’ve never realised that before. Now I feel old
glitter? ah yes, christmas herpes. Once you have it, it won’t ever leave
To be fair, the kid has a point
First thought that sprung to mind was ‘Amnesia was her name’ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-b9QoE5qiU
Depends, from recent ambulance response times it may be faster to call the RSPCA about animal neglect
Birch please, no more puns