No, it’s a pun referencing an old saying: “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”
Today is the shortest day of the rest of your life.
Trump’s secret service team…
Maybe the backward xray threw him off for a moment …… an xray would be light green on black.
depends on how big the cowboy is….one to bite him and one to ship the body to china for manufacturing?
Custody every other eon.
Yikes! It’s more urgent than I thought. Now we’re hourly!
I love flannel, too. In a sleeping bag. In a tent. On a mountain trail. Alone,
No…. but they might demand to see our green card or visa.
Arlo would disagree….
No, it’s a pun referencing an old saying: “Today is the first day of the rest of your life.”