Up here in the Great White North, the winter nights are so long and cold that the dark solidifies, forming dark matter; and that’s why the Earth’s axis is tilted; because the top gets heavier every winter. Fox news scientists report that we may reach a tipping point this January.
My grandchildren tell me of their teachers crying in the classroom over white man’s mistreatment of the natives, global warming, or other uberwoke worries. Not surprisingly, the Green Party won that riding.
There isn’t a month goes by that someone doesn’t tell me that my John Lennon circular sunglasses are cool; but they are 40 years old, and I’ve repaired them three times. Why does no-one make them any more?
During WWII some soldiers noticed that landing craft chased swarms of fish in front of them. Until the MPs stopped them, they were tossing grenades to either side of these craft as they neared the beach.
I wonder if Jim Tooney has been using the orange one as inspiration for Hawthorne. Has there been any sexual impropriety in Hawthorne’s past?