Years ago, my late girlfriend and I were on a 6 lane major street in the Tampa area when she grabbed me and screamed “Pull Over”. I did and for the next 45 minutes or so, we ran back and forth across the road picking up baby turtles and carrying them to the beach side! It was hilarious!
I was on an aircraft carrier in the Mediterranean in the late 80s. I was put in charge of the Admirals Change of Command. It was in port, so we had a whole bunch of VIPs. After it was over the Admiral was walking towards the door in the island followed by other Admiral, Captains, VIPs, etc. I was at attention in the flanking honor guard and the Admiral suddenly stopped short just in front of me, put out his hand and thanked me for a great job. Behind him all the Senior Officers stopped short and banged into one another, their covers (hats) all tilting in the air. It was all I do to not laugh! This comic definitely gave me a laugh!!
I think the worst thing that could happen now is when Russia uses a small nuke to take out Ukraine and the rest of the world does nothing The world doesn’t end and all of a sudden it’s ok to use nukes.
A few years ago, my girlfriend bought a house. An old house. And she wanted to remodel the baths. She asked me to throw out the old toilets, which were nasty looking from sitting around for a year or two. I thought NO, NO, NO! I already had friends that had done that and hated the new “no-flo” toilets. I told her I could save her money and spent hours scouring the old toilets with a pumice stone until they were sparkling white. She was very eco-friendly and would have killed me if she knew about the new lo-flo toilets. Those old one flushed like a champ!
I don’t get it