Recent Comments

1. over 1 year ago on Pickles

   My god, you really believe that nonsense. Okay, one more round, after which I’ll let you play with yourself. There’s nothing here but an unhinged rant detached from reality, the kind of stuff you see on bad TV news. You’ve spent DAYS spouting angry, baseless nonsense onto — and this part is important — THE FUNNY PAGES. That’s not something a healthy person does. You might want to sit quietly for a while and think about that. Bye!

2. over 1 year ago on Pickles

   Jesus. Don’t you have anything useful to do?

3. over 1 year ago on Pickles

   Since you’ve (deliberately) missed the point, let me help you with the math. Current median price for a single family home in the US is roughly $450K. In 1980, the median price was about 45K. The price of a home has increased 10-fold, while salaries have risen by slightly less than a factor of 4.

   And tattoos cost about $200.

4. over 1 year ago on Pickles

   The cheapest house currently for sale in my zip code is $1,149,000. I don’t think the tattoos are the problem.

5. over 1 year ago on FoxTrot Classics

   Oooooo. Pretty sure “Okinawan Saki” = awamori. Distilled, like moonshine, not brewed, like sake. Depending on who made it, it can be ~100 proof. They oughta warn you about that. Hope the headache is gone by now!

6. over 1 year ago on Non Sequitur

   Jesus. Santa Claus. The Easter Bunny. Same guy.

7. over 1 year ago on Sherman's Lagoon

   这没东西看！ 向前走！

8. over 1 year ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Dood. That right there is some Alex-Jones-level paranoid right-wing fantasy.

9. almost 2 years ago on Tank McNamara

   I thought it was the catcher who selected the pitch with a device on the wrist of his glove hand, and the pitchcom receiver was in the hat of the pitcher and a couple of other fielders.

10. about 2 years ago on La Cucaracha

    Namor, who preceded Aquaman by a couple of decades, was often called ‘the submariner.’ A torta ahogada is a drowned torta (ahogar — to drown), and also one of the sandwiches people call “Mexican subs.” So the gag works a couple of ways.