Recent Comments

1. about 4 hours ago on Crankshaft

   May the blessing of the Holy Theotokos be on everyone on this day of the Nativity. And may this start of Hanukkah be a blessed one for all.

   (I’m Eastern Orthodox by the way if you haven’t guessed.)

2. about 4 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   May the blessing of the Holy Theotokos be on everyone on this day of the Nativity. And may this start of Hanukkah be a blessed one for all.

   (I’m Eastern Orthodox by the way if you haven’t guessed.)

3. about 4 hours ago on Shoe

   May the blessing of the Holy Theotokos be on everyone on this day of the Nativity. And may this start of Hanukkah be a blessed one for all.

   (I’m Eastern Orthodox by the way if you haven’t guessed.)

4. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

   May the blessing of the Holy Theotokos be on everyone on this day of the Nativity. And may this start of Hanukkah be a blessed one for all.

   (I’m Eastern Orthodox by the way if you haven’t guessed.)

5. about 5 hours ago on Shoe

   He’ll just have to hoof it to his destination.

6. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

   A Southern minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

   The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.

   The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.

   At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results:

   The first worm in alcohol -Dead.

   The second worm in cigarette smoke -Dead

   Third worm in chocolate syrup -Dead

   Fourth worm in good clean soil – Alive.

   So the Minister asked the congregation – What can you learn from this demonstration?

   Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,

   ‘As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won’t have worms!’

   That pretty much ended the service.

7. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

   On a Sunday morning in church, a priest starts his sermon and says: “Dear Lord, without you we are but dust”…

   Hearing this, a little girl leans over to her mother and loudly asks: “Mommy, what is butt dust?”

8. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

   How does a vegetarian priest start their sermons?

   Lettuce pray.

9. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

   My friend and I were talking about another friend who became a preacher when he suddenly showed up seeking advice for his sermon…

   I said, “well, speak of the devil!”

10. about 5 hours ago on Andy Capp

    A priest giving a children’s sermon on vestments asked, “Why do you think I wear this collar?”

    One kid answered, “Because it kills fleas and ticks for up to 30 days.”