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1. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   Did you hear about the new book called “100 Miles to the Next Restroom”?

   It’s by Willie Makit and Betty Wunt.

2. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   My dad just got me good

   Dad: you ever hear of the book The Yellow River?

   Me: no

   Dad: Do you know the author?

   Me: how would I know the author if I haven’t even heard of the book.

   Dad: well it was written by I.P. Daily

   Me: never heard of him

   Dad: I.P. Daily?

   Me: no- oh

3. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   A farmer decides to sell his home and shows a potential buyer around- “there’s only 1 downside it’s an old farm and all we have is an outhouse” the buyer says “oh, well that’s fine- is there a lock?”

   The farmer says “Sir, I’ve lived hear near on 60 years and all that time no one has ever tried to steal a bucket of sh*t”.

4. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   What bug has 100 legs and lives by the outhouse?

   Scenta-Peed

5. about 2 hours ago on B.C.

   What do missile silos and winter outhouses share in common?

   They both store icy BMs.

6. about 2 hours ago on Wizard of Id

   It looks like a Put-Put course. No long Drives here.

7. about 2 hours ago on Shoe

   It’s a good thing that he isn’t on Rowan and Martin’s Laugh-In. They would have Sock It To Him.

8. about 2 hours ago on Rose is Rose

   I guess that she is branching out to new literary horizons.

9. 1 day ago on Shoe

   He failed to even get into the jury-pool.

10. 2 days ago on Peanuts

    I wonder if the “ladies” will come back next week for another round?