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1. 2 days ago on Shoe

   Full body huh. Just rinse Cosmo, and then baste.

2. 2 days ago on B.C.

   How tall is a spider?

   Eight feet.

3. 2 days ago on B.C.

   What’s a spider’s favorite pastime?

   Fly fishing.

4. 2 days ago on B.C.

   Have you seen the film about an onion that turns into a spider?

   It’s called Shallot’s Web.

5. 2 days ago on B.C.

   What do spiders eat?

   I don’t know; why don’t you check on the web?

6. 2 days ago on B.C.

   What does the baby spider want to be when it grows up?

   A web designer.

7. 2 days ago on B.C.

   Why did the man go on a date with a spider?

   His wife told him to take it out instead of killing it.

8. 2 days ago on B.C.

   What do you call it when you have too many spiders in your house?

   A no-fly zone.

9. 2 days ago on B.C.

   Why can’t spiders become pilots?

   They only know how to tailspin.

10. 2 days ago on B.C.

    Why did the man return his new pair of spider silk trousers?

    They looked great, but the fly kept getting stuck.