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1. 10 days ago on Pickles

   Or, when he’s about to get married, show the pictures to his future spouse and say, “This is the person you’re going to spend the rest of your life with.”

2. 10 days ago on Pickles

   Sounds like a cross between a sitting room and a bathroom.

   …Then again, you do a fair bit of sitting in the bathroom, too.
3. about 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   Yeah, polar bears are an enormous apex predator. You’d have to breathe fire, spit poison, and shoot lasers from your eyes to seem like a threat to them.

4. 2 months ago on Red and Rover

   Martin, Red’s older brother, changes hair color occasionally.

5. 2 months ago on Red and Rover

   There’s a drop.

6. 2 months ago on Crabgrass

   The movie ’Baby’s Day Out’ is a prime example of this. Three grown men couldn’t handle a small baby. They did an excellent job of finding misfortune, though.

7. 3 months ago on Pickles

   Opal’s the only one who yells. Earl just turns his hearing aid off and stares at ‘Matlock’.

8. 3 months ago on Pickles

   A big, widescreen LCD TV doesn’t weigh much. A big, widescreen CRT TV requires multiple people to move. Our old living room TV had a lot in common with a blacksmith’s anvil.

9. 3 months ago on Pickles

   He’s wearing that armchair every single day, all day. He’s pretty much safe in terms of St. Patrick’s Day.

10. 3 months ago on Pickles

    Opal’s brain is not Y2K-compatible.