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1. about 2 months ago on The Fusco Brothers

   Did she want a “man” or “man bun”?

2. about 2 months ago on Luann

   I will volunteer to be grammar police here. The proper phrase is “could NOT care less.” You’re welcome.

3. 3 months ago on Ballard Street

   This is Velvet Underground’s “The Gift” song about Waldo & Marsha.

4. 5 months ago on Ballard Street

   Printed this one many years and stuck it on my wall. One of my favorites.

5. 7 months ago on Luann

   This is very similar to Bill Cosby’s routine about “Chocolate Cake for Breakfast.”

6. 8 months ago on Kliban

   Still got my T-square… hanging on my wall next to my father’s wooden slide rule.

7. 12 months ago on Kliban

   The strait-laced couple are attending Open Mic Night at the new coffee house, remodeled from an old jail. The couple are drifting apart; he desperately hangs onto her shoulder, while she sits cross-armed, not wanting to be cozy with him. She wants more out of a relationship, maybe something more “dirty.” Her “come hither” invitation is noticed, not only by the singer, but by his “ole lady” on the other side of Mr. Button-up. Allen Ginsberg, on the end, is taking in all this, sneaking a peek at the parting sea, but also anticipating a good fight.

8. about 1 year ago on Luann

   Well, glad you asked for me. Nope. Since it was already established that Zeus was an individual, Zeus’ is proper for a name ending with “s”.

9. about 1 year ago on Kliban

   Another version of “She was so ugly they tied a pork chop to her neck so the dogs would play with her.”

10. about 1 year ago on Luann

    That probably explains why cursive writing is a traumatic experience for some.