Recent Comments

1. 6 minutes ago on Scary Gary

   It’s not exactly being hunted, but sometimes he’s stalked by Beatrice, who only wants to do good things to him. But if Leopold’s hiding from the 50-foot woman, he’s usually in some kind of physical danger.

2. 10 minutes ago on Pluggers

   During my mail-carrying career, no matter how carefully I walked, I would fall an average of once a year. Since I retired 20 years ago, I’ve only fallen once, and that was while salting my sloping driveway when it was coated with a layer of smooth ice.

3. 18 minutes ago on Pickles

   I got my first eyeglasses when I was 10, although I probably needed them before that. Fast forward about 60 years, and the cataract surgery I had to have allowed me to see without them. Only downside of the surgery was I now need reading glasses to see things close, which is a little inconvenient when I need to look at my phone’s screen.

4. 25 minutes ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Careful what you put in his tip jar, Pig. You don’t want to “tip” over his business.

5. 32 minutes ago on Marmaduke

   Short answer: yes. Long answer: what do you mean, your sandwich?

6. 35 minutes ago on The Lockhorns

   After a certain age, whenever you learn something new, your brain can only make room for it by removing something old.

7. 39 minutes ago on FurBabies

   This is a risk with puzzles, too. In a house where cats rule, pieces can either go missing, or they’re chewed up so much they won’t fit anywhere anymore.

8. about 1 hour ago on Brewster Rockit

   How can we decide who won the debate, if we don’t know which one dished the most malarkey?

9. about 1 hour ago on The Argyle Sweater

   Time for Bastet to come in and unravel some more of that mummy. Then each dog can have their own bone, and the fighting can stop.

10. about 2 hours ago on Rob Rogers

    As I understand it, they only ruled that the plaintiffs did not have standing to sue. It’s their way of postponing outlawing the drug until the case can be brought back with different plaintiffs. They don’t want to give women even more reason to not vote for diapered don this close to the election. Once the election is over and an amended case is submitted, they’ll outlaw that drug in a fetal heartbeat.