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1. 2 days ago on Get Fuzzy

   Pull his tail. A newt’s tail will fall off and grow back.

2. 3 days ago on Daddy's Home

   classic.

3. 3 days ago on The Duplex

   I hope the nurse in there with us, that is typing away like crazy, knows what he’s saying. I try to ask her after he leaves what he said or what I thought I heard?

4. 4 days ago on Pickles

   There’s 10 acres of grass out there. Go be a dog Daisy. Sometimes I gotta be a dog too. It’s a long walk back to the house sometimes.

5. 4 days ago on The Duplex

   Now if he could say that with a very thick Indian accent, you would know why I have no idea what my Dr is talking about.

6. 4 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I was looking for something one morning, knowing I hadn’t lost my mind. I opened a kitchen drawer looking for it and there was all the stuff I’d been missing for months. Being a mechanic you collect things in your pockets throughout the day. I’d set my keys and change and billfold down by the fish tank every evening. My wife would pick up the ‘extra’ stuff and put (hide) it in this drawer. (mad emoji) I asked her what she was thinking. Oh, that’s the drawer of things that I don’t know what they are.

7. 4 days ago on Ben

   These overnight lows in the mid 60’s are making my body ache. The damp grass in the morning is making me wear sneakers. Come on April!

8. 4 days ago on Crumb

   We named our toaster Burnie.

9. 5 days ago on Daddy's Home

   You would starve in my house and the dogs would thank you.

10. 9 days ago on Jim Benton Cartoons

    True wisdom here.