Ingrid couldn’t wait to rat-tail Margrethe’s backside with the wet towel she’d been carrying, ever since Margrethe made the snide comment about that pink blouse making her look fat.
For the rest of their days, Adam and Eve loved recounting to their kids and grandkids the halcyon days when pot was legal in Eden. They just learned to ignore the “Smoking Kills” billboard God installed right behind the plant…
Tilly hated that her corset squished her rack flat