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Joyeux Noel, yāall! / "My little horse must think it queer, to stop without a pool hall near! / Not bad, eh, Leslie? I wrote that one myselfā¦ / Say kid, I got to go in pretty soon. There are lotsa folks waitinā on me back at the hearth. / Iāve got responsibilities you know. Being Christmas Eve time, I must help with the tree, cook popcorn, and mix the punch and such. / Yes, Iām definitely going in right now! The spirit of Christmas means far too much for me to senselessly violate it! / Also, Iām freezing my fanny off.
who am I? where am I? whatās it all about? / furthermore, what timeās dinner? / Michael Doonesbury, Psychology 10-A, Mr. kessen, Personality Self-analysis, Part IV ā Conclusions / The personality tests which I administered to myself were invaluable in determining the variables operative in my anxieties and minor conflicts. / Particularly the thematic perception tests were useful in providing insights into the nature of my childhood frustration situations. / In the final analysis, I feel this investigation has taught me the value of asking searching, essential questions about myself. / am I not a real person? / no, youāre a turkey! / D+, Mike, please see me at my office.
Dear Mike, sorry I havenāt written for so long. Iāve been rather busy. Last month, me and some brothers went all the way to New York to see sister Angela Davis at a victory celebration at Madison Square Garden. But we couldnāt even get in. We couldnāt afford it. See, they were charging up to fifty dollars for one ticket, which aināt bad for an avowed communist. But it gave me a great idea. I got this friend, Ike, who was busted on a weapons possession charge which later didnāt stick. āCourse Ike wasnāt going nowhere, ācause heās not a political prisoner. Actually, heās just a thug. So I says to him, āIke, what you need is a good agent, someone who can change your image. Yessir, man, thatās what you need.ā We open tomorrow at the Copacabana.
But is West Virginia west of Virginia?