Bowling is far superior to golf. I’ve never been sunburned in the bowling alleyI’ve never been rained on in the bowling alleyI’ve never had to chase a bowling ballI’ve never lost a bowling ballI’ve never needed an electric cart at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the potty at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the snack bar at the bowling alleyIt’s never far to the bar bar at the bowling alleyA bowling ball, bag and shoes are far more affordable than golf clubs, bag and shoesBowling is scored like a REAL game — high score wins
If your best friend was Calvin, you’d hide too.