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1. 1 day ago on Overboard

   It could have been worse. Their biplanes could have crashed.

2. 13 days ago on Doonesbury

   Merde A Lardo — courtesy of

3. 14 days ago on Loose Parts

   Free-range protein!

4. 14 days ago on Doonesbury

   We may be in the last few days of this type of eloquence, Thor willing:

   “When I say insane asylums, and then I say, Doctor Hannibal Lecter, does anybody know? They go crazy. They say, oh, he brings up these names out of— Well, that’s genius. Right. Doctor Hannibal Lecter. There’s nobody worse than him. Silence of the Lambs. Who the hell else would even remember that? I have a great memory, but they always hit me. I don’t bring it up too much because they have to take such a— he brought up Hannibal Lecter. What does that have to do with this? What is it? It has everything to do with it, right? He was… So I’ve done something for you for you that I haven’t done in 20 speeches. I brought up Doctor Hannibal Lecter and we’re allowing him, you watch, you watch these fake people will say again, he brought up Hannibal Lecter has absolutely nothing to do. You know I do the weave, right? The weave. It’s genius. You bring up Hannibal Lecter, you mention insane asylum. Hannibal Lecter. You go out, no. There’ll be a time in life where the weave won’t finish properly at the bottom and then we can talk. But right now it’s pure genius. Hey, I have an uncle, my uncle, Uncle John, my father’s brother, 41 years at MIT, longest serving professor has so many degrees, he didn’t know what the hell to do with them all in the most complicated. I understand a lot of this stuff, you know, I believe in that. Like, I mean, Jack Nicklaus is not gonna produce a bad golfer. Right. You know, that’s the way it works. It’s just one of those things and it’s in the family and it’s whatever”

5. 14 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Yeah, I miss trump’s pandemic, too.

6. 14 days ago on Non Sequitur

   I got into an email exchange with a woman I’ve known for 40 years. Reading her emails was similar to listening to Hannity, not that I’ve ever listened to him.

7. 15 days ago on Tank McNamara

   Back in the 70s the official slogan was “America’s Team.” After the publicity about drugs, that was changed to “South America’s Team.”

8. 21 days ago on Doonesbury

   How about locking Donny Demento up, win or lose? Official act.

9. 27 days ago on Frazz

   The NFL had a players’ strike in 1982. For the first time in decades Iggles coach Dick Vermeil had fall afternoons free. That was his last year as Iggles coach.

10. 28 days ago on Doonesbury

    Old Smeller hates the same people the MAGAts hate. They don’t realize he despises them, too.

    Case in point: The one-way bus rides to his Coachella hate-rally.