Ah yes, the epicness clause is in the rarely read, fine print of the constitutional terms and conditions segment only found in the charters awarded to corrupt sleezebags.
He can cure narcolepsy just by entering a room. His reputation is expanding faster than the universe. He’s the most interesting man in the world. He doesn’t always drink beer, but when he does it’s not Coor’s, Bud Lite, Strohs, Schlitz or Pfeiffers. Stay thirsty my friends.
How do you like them apples?