Boris johnson

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Recent Comments

  1. 10 days ago on Fred Basset

    Leaving a dog in a car whilst you go shopping? Hope you enjoy returning to your car and one dead Fred and are rightly punished for your cruelty to a living being totally dependent on you to have enough brain cells to understand ā€˜DOGS DIE IN LOCKED CARSā€™. Goodness.

  2. 11 days ago on B.C.

    ā™Ŗā™Ŗ I am the eggman, they are the eggmen

    I am the walrus, goo-goo gā€™joob ā™Ŗā™Ŗ

  3. 12 days ago on B.C.

    ok, two shots and you are plastered. Three shots and youā€™ll throw up everything except your bad memories

  4. 15 days ago on Off the Mark

    Father to son addicted to video games ā€“ ā€œSon, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he used to walk three miles to school every day to get an educationā€. Son ā€“ ā€œDad, when Abraham Lincoln was your age, he was president of the United Statesā€.

  5. 15 days ago on Luann

    Ahhhhhhhhā€¦ā€¦.eye see what youā€™re doing thereā€¦ā€¦.

  6. 18 days ago on Fred Basset

    Look it upā€¦.itā€™s a scream :)

  7. 18 days ago on Working Daze

    Scott, John, you have just destroyed my childhood. Hope youā€™re proud of yourselvesā€¦.:)

  8. 19 days ago on Fred Basset

    Steady on girl, itā€™s just a standard Monty Python responseā€¦..think of John Cleese at Graham Chapmanā€™s funeralā€¦.

  9. 20 days ago on Andy Capp

    Well then her 40th birthday would only be her 10th? Go figure :) Correct me if Iā€™m wrong!

  10. 20 days ago on Fred Basset

    I know, but Iā€™ve got an 83kg leonberger and she can smother/squash/crush me anytime and I love her to bits