An air force officer and a marine were using the facilities. As the marine turned to walk out, the air force officer loudly stated “At the academy they taught us to wash our hands afterwards”. The marine replies over his shoulder “Yeah well at boot camp we were taught not to P on our hands in the first place!”
OK, so today I’m going to the soo to see the sebras and sebus, the sebra finch and the sebra spitting cobra. Then I’m going to cross the road at the school sone. I’m going to do some online shopping with amason and then I’ll have dinner with a side of succhini before watching a movie, Sorba The Greek. Zo there.
Happy Birthday J. Scarbrough! You know, it’s a well proven fact that birthdays are beneficial to you? Yes! Apparently, as the study goes, the more you have the longer you live!
“Two-tongued” So, you mean a……………………….wait for it……………………..cunning linguist? That’s ok, I’ll just let myself out the door