Wife: What are you doing with your computer?Me: I’m reading The New Adventures of Queen VictoriaWife: Don’t you think you should be more careful with your new computer?Me: I always take care of my computer.Wife:Me:Wife:Me: This is about the coffee in the keyboard, isn’t it? Look I’m using the sippy cup.
Vote Robert Kennedy Jr.! Because Donnie boy isn’t batshit crazy enough.