When I was “on my own” for the first time, my cooking skills were, ummm…”still developing.” Once, I started to make some instant coffee, but was interrupted by a phone call, and the water all burned down and scorched the pan. My reputation for “not being able to boil water without burning it” was hard to shake. To this day, my husband tries to keep me out of “his” kitchen. I’m allowed to wash dishes, keep a sprout garden, and sometimes help cut vegetables for food prep—but only if I take the washed veggies to the dining table.
Wonder if the telekinetic kittens have actually traveled BACK IN TIME to get their parents together? And Psychic Paisley understands what’s going on, but still needs to explain the deal and get Bandit on board..
What they seem to be defining as “mature” seems more like…uhhh…manure. Real maturity involves making the world a better place, not schoolyard potty-humor. Laughing at weird life-situations is helpful, harmfully laughing at other people’s weaknesses is not.
When I was “on my own” for the first time, my cooking skills were, ummm…”still developing.” Once, I started to make some instant coffee, but was interrupted by a phone call, and the water all burned down and scorched the pan. My reputation for “not being able to boil water without burning it” was hard to shake. To this day, my husband tries to keep me out of “his” kitchen. I’m allowed to wash dishes, keep a sprout garden, and sometimes help cut vegetables for food prep—but only if I take the washed veggies to the dining table.