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1. about 11 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   Or Bill Cosby, who said just prop up the casket and have a set of audio files that matched up with each passing mourner. “Hi Bob, how’s the wife and kids? Gee, you’re looking great! Don’t I look like myself?”

2. 2 days ago on Speed Bump

   What tastes best? No pumpkin at all.

3. 3 days ago on Garfield

   An episode of South Park about Senior Citizens and driving comes to mind….

4. 3 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   I was home sick from 6th grade. My mom was ironing the laundry in front of the TV watching As the World Turns when the first announcement interrupted the show. She called me downstairs to the living room to watch the unfolding events with her.

5. 4 days ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

   “Who on earth sells fur from dogs anywhere?”

   Cruella DeVille?
6. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Premature eject-ulation!

7. 4 days ago on Non Sequitur

   Why not? That’s the recommended solution at Reynholm Industries.

8. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   I had to take the tubes from the TV to the drug store in town to check them on a tester to see which one had gone bad.

9. 5 days ago on B.C.

   It appears to be a big, purple dinosaur, but it apparently wasn’t looking to give out hugs.

10. 5 days ago on Broom Hilda

    In my area it wouldn’t be punk teenagers, it would be upper middle aged ladies with expensive coifs with frosted highlights driving Escalades and Navigators. I had one of them almost front end me by her passing a line of cars at an intersection (racing up my opposite direction lane after crossing over a double yellow line) and giving me a smile as she spend into the Starbucks parking lot on my right.