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1. about 22 hours ago on Dick Tracy

   Look! Look! ‘Tis the Spanish Inquisition Precision Marching Kazoo Band on their jet-powered pogo sticks!!!!!!! And they’re heading for that already-overturned and heavily-spilling peanut butter tanker truck. Even as mob of sugar-driven kindergardeners close in, spoons a-lifted.

   Tomorrow shall be…carnage!

   I got’cher action right here.

2. 3 days ago on Dick Tracy

   OT: 105 index temp, and what does the Stupid Husband do?

   Now, I like soft drinks, but left on my own, there’s no way I’m going out to get some. However, my wife saw a sale and wanted to stock up up on 8 12-pcks. So, there I am, courting a stroke…

   Th she wanted to try Sonic’s new fries, so in the car for 20 minutes, waiting for a small order…

   I need to check with our insurance provider to see if she doubled the package.

3. 3 days ago on Luann

   Naaah, I lovingly baste them with lark’s vomit, sprinkle them with sauteed sesame seeds, and bake ‘em at 850 until the smoke reminds me they’re in there. Then I wing it.

   ‘Ashes — They Do a Body Good!’

4. 4 days ago on Phoebe and Her Unicorn

   Actually, a good outline is needed to set up story pacing and allow for the dialog to fit in the panels. Trust me. Been there, done that.

5. 4 days ago on Luann

   it’s not uncommon, I gather. I’ve filed in scripting four DICK TRACY stories..

6. 4 days ago on Luann

   (cue Twilight Zone theme)

7. 5 days ago on Dick Tracy

   TOMORROW: (in best Dozier voice) There are FOWL things afoot!

   Cut to a single-panel illo. ala Family Circus, of the chicken driving the BMobile along a circuitous and highly destructive route through the city, leaving chaos and extremely hurt feelings in its wake.

   Just goes to show that chickens should NEVER be allowed to go beyond a learner’s permit for a pogo stick.
8. 6 days ago on Garfield

   Caught the Lyman.

9. 6 days ago on Dick Tracy

   “I-it’s an addiction. So MANY pretty pencils at the office. So long! So pointy! And my life is so empty. Who’d miss a few thousand? I give them a nice home, and only take them out once a week to run my toes through them! (pant-pant)!”

   “Friend, your closet would reduce Fibber Mcgee to hot, bitter tears of envy.’

10. 8 days ago on Garfield

    Now…SPLEENS…