“A major Hollywood studio would like to commission you to write the score for a Zombie Lisa blockbuster in the style of Barlow, and thought the best approach was to send an aging lead actor to gauge your interest.”
I know the teacher is going to make it and Luann will have a “new brand” as hero, but I’m so much more interested in what would happen if Luann did all the right things and it still didn’t go well.
At least she wasn’t a 90’s grunge mom.