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1. 3 days ago on Non Sequitur

   My friend in Middle School invented this first. We called it “the kretowicz two step method”

   step 1:Write down the problem on your homework sheet. step 2:write down the answer from the back of the book.

   Voila!

2. 3 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   thanks for the clarification.

3. 5 days ago on Pearls Before Swine

   Thomas Jefferson married his wife Martha in 1772. As a wedding gift, martha and thomas were giving a slave, Sally Hemings by martha’s fater John. Sally’s mother was Betty Hemings, a slave owned by Martha’s father, John Wayles, who was sally’s father. In other words, Martha’s father gave to the newlyweds a gift of a slave, who also happened to be Martha’s half sister.

   After Martha died in 1782, Thomas jefferson took up “relations” with Sally and fathered 6 children with her.

   can you imagine any world where you could own a human being who happens to be your half sibling? Jefferson may be the father of the constitution, but he had a little work to do when it comes to human rights.

4. about 2 months ago on That is Priceless

   My ex-wife grew up in a house built in around 1920 (I’m guessing). It had a standard porch and front door, and then TWO side doors. First one was for people, 2nd went to a small room (with another door inside that small room. It was configured this way so they could leave the outside door open for the ice man but lock the inner door so nobody could break into the house. It also had a metal door to the basement for the coal delivery.

5. 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

   Hah! Reminds me of “Not another teen movie”…They introduce the naked exchange student from italy “Areola”. Later, at the party is another naked girl who exclaims, “That B*t*ch stole my look”.

6. 3 months ago on Non Sequitur

   See previous post about a long career as a system administrator. Whenever we had a situation like this, we would have to gather evidence to PROVE that the issue belonged to another team. “It’s not my server, it’s your server, and here’s the evidence which i’m sure you’ll agree with. let me know if I can help”. Often you had to understand someone elses job better than they did.

7. 3 months ago on Non Sequitur

   I was a unix system administrator most of my adult life (meaning, I managed hundreds of servers).

   The problem was usually carbon based (vs silicon based). We used to say “The problem is between the keyboard and the chair”.

8. 3 months ago on WuMo

   Hmmm we do some genetic engineering and give them an alternate use? Like the ability to shoot poisonous darts? laser beams?

9. 4 months ago on That is Priceless

   “and now one of my only fans subscribers wants me to make a video mopping the floors…”

10. 4 months ago on Non Sequitur

    Decades ago we were checking out an in-home day care. Nice provider, nice home, but there was a hitch: She only accepted little girls. No exceptions. She said everything just ran smoother. She warned us: if you were planning on another child and got it “wrong”, there were no sibling exceptions. The girls were welcome, the boys were not. (not sure how she pulled this off with licensing and such)