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1. about 2 months ago on Luann

   i’d be more concerned where his gloves have been. After all you wear the gloves when you’re doing all the messy stuff

2. about 2 months ago on Cornered

   ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and that’s where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me

   Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryin’ to be careful, but I just wasn’t ableAnd we stuckin’ to ashtrays, lamps an’ tables And I was wishin’ that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead

   Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi

   Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you

   Well I got to thinkin’, sittin’ there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet there’s shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettin’ this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see

   Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as we’re all healed up enough We’re gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge we’re gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats…. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee

   Until then I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you

   Ohhh, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the

3. 2 months ago on Non Sequitur

   I bought electric yard tools because I could never get the gas ones started.

4. 2 months ago on Shoe

   madonna

5. 2 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   there are morning people and night people and somehow they alway wind up marrying each other

6. 3 months ago on Arlo and Janis

   I was a kid and a raiders fan watching the game when they cut to the movie. I have hated the movie ever since and have never watched it. My understanding is the way the contracts were written at the time the airing of football games had to end at a specified time and the other program came on. As a result of the fallout football games are now aired in their entirety regardless of how long it lasts.

7. 3 months ago on For Better or For Worse

   so, come up to him like you are still together and when he says you boke up with him ask what he’s talking about and say the Candice was lying

8. 3 months ago on B.C.

   i am very aware of our system of government. I studied government in college as well as the history of our founding and what the founding fathers had to say about the government they had created. I stand by my statement. We are not a true democracy and your examples are not examples of true democracy. They are examples of representative government

9. 3 months ago on B.C.

   because we are not a democracy. we are a democratic republic. Two very different forms of government

10. 4 months ago on Moderately Confused

    I use my slow cooker year round. too many good recipes to wait for the fall