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1. about 3 hours ago on Non Sequitur

   actually, i’ve seen a lot of science like that

2. 5 days ago on Over the Hedge

   even phd’s can be idiots. studies since the pandemic ended shows that almost everything fauci said about covid was wrong, including that it did not come from a lab in china that he was involved in.

3. 6 days ago on Luann

   that’s coming later

4. 6 days ago on Over the Hedge

   don’t take advice from fauci either

5. 9 days ago on Aunty Acid

   blue. I’ll just make new mistakes if I go back

6. 12 days ago on Luann

   Being an introvert I am lousy with small talk and talking in general with people I don’t know that well. But start talking about a subject i am interested in I will more than hold up my end of the conversation

7. 24 days ago on Bliss

   what, the curtains?

8. 3 months ago on Luann

   i’d be more concerned where his gloves have been. After all you wear the gloves when you’re doing all the messy stuff

9. 3 months ago on Cornered

   ray stevens stuck on youuched his ear and that’s where my hand stayedAnd he lit out a-yelping, dragging the cat and me

   Well, running through the house we knocked the bird cage downAnd the parakeet got loose and was flying all aroundAnd finally landed and stuck to the top of my headAnd I was tryin’ to be careful, but I just wasn’t ableAnd we stuckin’ to ashtrays, lamps an’ tables And I was wishin’ that I had bought a roll of Duct Tape instead

   Well I finally fell exhausted into a chairAnd then you came in and found me there with the bird on my headAnd my hand on the dog and the cat stuck to my kneeAnd you said the scene looked heaven sent That I looked like a man perfectly content A regular St. Francis of Assisi

   Yeah, and before I could stop you, you laid a big kiss on me Now Honey, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder Glue Everything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you

   Well I got to thinkin’, sittin’ there that dayHow did they make that stuff anywayI mean there must be workers stuck all over the factoryI bet there’s shoes on the floors and shirts on the wallsAnd hats on the ceilings up and down the hallsWhy, just gettin’ this stuff in the tube must be a miracle to see

   Now, if we could ever make it to the phone And get the paramedics out to our home Maybe they could surgically remove you and the dog and the cat and the parakeetAnd as soon as we’re all healed up enough We’re gonna sneak into the plant where they make that stuffAnd for revenge we’re gonna put Instant Wonder Glue on all their toilet seats…. Hee-Her-Hee-Hee-Hee

   Until then I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the dog and stuck to the cat And stuck to the parakeet tooEver since I bought that tube of Instant Wonder GlueEverything has stuck on me and now I’m stuck on you

   Ohhh, I’m stuck on you, yes I’m stuck on youI’m stuck to the

10. 3 months ago on Non Sequitur

    I bought electric yard tools because I could never get the gas ones started.