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ekke Free

Proto Humanoid. (My opinion only; your mileage may vary.)

Recent Comments

  1. about 8 hours ago on Ripley's Believe It or Not

    RBION didn’t mention that the woman in Washington had been feeding those raccoons for years.

  2. about 8 hours ago on Herman

    But that 3500 pickup will get …

    6 miles per gallon!

  3. about 9 hours ago on F Minus

    Don’t forget, it’s racist too. Seriously, that claim has been made.

  4. about 9 hours ago on Calvin and Hobbes

    If only …

    I’d been born rich instead of so darn good lookin’!

  5. about 9 hours ago on Brewster Rockit

    Just claim that it’s mistletoe.

  6. 3 days ago on The Argyle Sweater

    Great one!!!

  7. 5 days ago on Farcus

    Age-old question: what is the real purpose of higher education? Apparently just as today, pre-historic college was merely a trade school …

  8. 5 days ago on Andy Capp

    I’ve never heard “biff” for restroom, but “biffy,” yes.

    Fascinating, isn’t it, how words can carry their own meaning so clearly in context?

    OTOH, I once had a British boss who told me he was really “chuffed” about something. Onomatopoeia didn’t register for me: was “chuffed” something really really good or something really really bad?

    So I asked him, and he looked at me like I was from Mars: “Chuffed! You know, just … chuffed!”

    Any Brits out there to translate?

  9. 8 days ago on Off the Mark

    Cats are basically sociopaths, and if you don’t give a care then you can pass any number of lie detector tests.

  10. 8 days ago on The Flying McCoys

    Portland, Oregon, Heiberg Garbage and Recycling:

    “Satisfaction guaranteed or double your garbage back”

    Yup, it’s on their trucks!