If you’e going out into the woods to collect mushrooms, what you want is a morel compass. Don’t steal one, though… an immorel compass will lead you to death caps and other yummy toxins.
Unfortunately, the energy of small dogs and small boys is too chaotic and unpredictable to be of major commercial use. It’s impressive to watch, but tends to go away the moment you try to get it to do anything useful.
The venture capitalists who spent heavily on Schnauzerforce didn’t make back their investment before the startup went broke.
Check out the Basque txalaparta, if you haven’t done so already. The album “Nömadak Tx” by Oreka TX is a good place to start (personal favorite track “Dzuud”).
Not all that different than human depictions of the gods of Olympus. I suppose Mias Piggy is the modern Venus… Bucky will be offering flowers to her image in the shine this evening, if he can lift Rob’s credit card for long enough to call FTD.
My eyes are calling for brain bleach as it is!