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They could always try, “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries…I fart in your general direction.”
What are newspapers?
The ‘h’ is silent in ‘hour’, so vowel sound gets ‘an’.
Sha-zam!
Obvious, of late.
The vet? They’re squirrels. Let nature take its course.
“I’m a man, but I can change, If I have to, I guess.”
Yes, just ask the new Teflon Don.
Right back at ya, buddy. Just wait until those new tariffs take effect. You though inflation was bad the last couple of years, boy, have you got a surprise coming.
He’s 12, that’s why. Yes, I know there are a few out there who babysat when they were 12. It’s called “Desperate Parents”.
They could always try, “Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries…I fart in your general direction.”