When this one person made the coffee, one of the women in the group complained about how strong it was. I said he was making “naval coffee”. She asked what that was and I told her that no matter how the ship rolled, the coffee would not leave the cup.
This made me laugh so hard…I once worked as a sewer (pronounced sew-er) for an awning company and was being admitted to the emergency and filled out the form. The admitting person asked me “And, what does a sewer (pronouncing it soo-er) do?” I laughed then, too.
I HATE phone trees!